Western has a standing duel at high noon everyday. He faces off with everyone who thought he was dead or a "has been."

You can hardly blame the audience, though. Over the past decade, Western has served only to provide them with satire and tales of gay cowboys. But remind him of that, and you'll get a bullet in your belly.

In a shocking act of craziness, he once entered a saloon in Dodgezvous City where he repayed a Texas Hold'em debt with whatever he had left in his Peacemaker pistol.

And if you have a problem with that, he'll meet you at high noon.

(Real world counterpart: Wes)